Carrot and Barthon decided to create a Maya Stew with the help of Aagwani

Carrot and Barthon decided to create a Maya Stew with the help of Aagwani

Carrot in a excited tone remarked Barthan I have an idea lets make a grand recipe called Maya Stew. Aagwani who was sleeping on the table yawned and said whom to set fire? Barthan remarked wryly Aagwani only thinks of setting fire. Carrot laughed and said it "the role he is playing is to set the community fire. Aagwani reacted and said carrot you idiot you are the one who started all this. Barthan said ok guys calm down let’s figure out how we are going to go about in creating this community stew called Maya stew with the help of community fire from Aagwani. Barthan looked at Aagwani with his morbid smile and said “hope you have enough of astrological gas with you” Aagwani replied "not to worry my head to toe is filled up with powerful community shaking astrological gas".

Carrot said ok then lets stich the recipe .........I suggest we have

1. One bucketful of Chick Peas Masala [CPM]crap
2. One bucketful of Cold pasta Italiano [CPI] crap
3. ½ bucket of spineless wonder DP Antra Naadu curry
4. Two teaspoon of Ajita churan
5. One Maya Goose
6. ½ Teaspoon of yachuveri powder
7. 8 ½ Teaspoon of raj nathu grinded paste
8. Few ounce of independent oil
9. One Bucketful of rotten Nasha De Augergines [NDA] Indian Baigan
10 Assorted eggs

Carrot was now salivating and said Gentlemen how does the recipe look?

Barthon said in my Barthon we will cook … Aagwani said you cant cook till I set fire to the Barthon. Carrot said the secret sauce to the entire dish is my gall bladder as I have the guts to get cooked with Maya.

Ok the way we will cook is

First we need to whisk Nasha De Augergines in a food processor with assorted eggs till they all froth. Then pour it over Maya Goose and marinate for two days. Wrap the Maya Goose in CPI crap.

Now set Barthan on top of Aagwani ... fire the astrological gas. As Barthan gets heated up pour independent oil to that add raj nathu paste and Ajita Churan. Stir vigorously till they mixed well. Care to be taken no lumps are formed. Then put Maya goose wrap and mix it well with raj nathu and ajita paste. Now Mix CPM crap and Antra naddu curry well. Now pour this mixture over the Maya Goose and allow it to cook well in Aagwani’s community fire. As it begins to boil sprinkle yachuveri powder and close the pot and let it simmer for 20 minutes, chop the carrot and mix it well.

Carrot let out a sigh of satisfaction and said "its me who is going to make THE difference to Maya Stew". Aagwani smirked coz he knew he will cook the carrot in this stew and carrot wont look like a carrot but a pulped paste.

The cooking took place under the distinguished array of chefs like Baitali & Nodi

Unfortunately some unexpected events unfolded few of the whisked eggs became chickens[ around 6] and they jumped out of the Barthan. Chopped carrot disintegrated and his gall bladder sunk like a stone to the bottom of the Barthan. Maya goose got overcooked and let out a foul smell as they forgot to clean its guts properly. CPI and CPM bubbled and overflowed like a stinking gutter and fell on Aagwani and Aagwani fire got extinguished.

Last reported is Barthan cracked and he is still puking with this crap.